The "Air Purifier"

Worried a certain someone won’t approve of a new computer? Want something in the living room that doesn’t have a million distracting flashing lights? Have limited space but still want full-size power?

If any of these describe you, this is the almost* brand-new "air purifier" you’ve been waiting for.

  • CPU: Ryzen 9600x
  • Cooler: ID-Cooling Frostflow 240mm AIO
  • Motherboard: Asus B650E-I (*1 broken RAM clip, no functional issue)
  • RAM: 32 GB DDR5 6000MHz CL36
  • Storage: 2 TB Gen4 NVMe (Teamgroup G50)
  • GPU: ASRock Challenger 9060 XT 16 GB
  • Case: Fractal Design Mood
  • PSU: EVGA 650W SFX 80+ Gold (Fully Modular)
  • OS: Windows 11 Pro (Activated)

Performance: Great 1440p/entry 4K performance. If you're aiming for Ultra 4K on a 77" OLED, I offer upgrade options (5070, 9070, etc).

Asking Price: $1299

Available for testing prior to purchase! Every build includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

Frostwave

Sleek. Cool. All-white.

So much white even Tony Montana would think it's "too much".

This build is more than just killer looks. Whether at 1080p or 1440p this PC has more than enough power to deliver high frames in all your games. So whether you want 300 FPS in Fortnite, 600 FPS in CS2 or 60 FPS with ray tracing in AAA titles, the pictures don't lie.

  • CPU: Ryzen 5 7600x (6c/12t) used
  • Cooler: Thermalright Frozen Infinity 240 White
  • Mobo: Jgingyue B650m Gaming Plus White (Intel WIFI6E and BT5.3)
  • Memory: Silicon Power White 32GB 6000mhz, CL30
  • Storage: Samsung PM963 1 TB NVME Used (High endurance drive. Double the endurance of a 1 TB 990 Pro)
  • GPU: ASRock 9060 XT Steel Legend OC 8GB
  • Case: Zalman P30 White mATX w/3 ARGB Fans
  • PSU: Darkflash 750w 80+ Gold White
  • MISC: Asiahorse Snow White Cable Extensions; GPU sag support white (not pictured)
  • OS: Windows 11 Pro Activated

Price: $1199

Available for testing prior to purchase! Every build includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

The Scholar

Esteemed. Impeccable. Sophisticated.
You are a Scholar, not just a Gentleman.

Your needs surpass those of most. Your PC should not just represent your style but also meet those needs.

This PC takes what is great about the "Gentleman" and improves upon it. It is a tasteful beauty — much like the "Gentleman" — but if you want an aesthetic that is more chic, elegant, and bold, it is capable of that as well. (It lights up.)

  • CPU: Intel Ultra 7 265KF (20-core/20-thread, 5.5 GHz boost)
  • Cooler: Thermalright Aqua Elite 240 White ARGB
  • Motherboard: Gigabyte B860M DS3H WIFI6E
  • RAM: 32 GB Corsair Vengeance RGB DDR5 6000MT/s CL36 (White)
  • Storage: 1 TB Samsung 980 Pro Gen4 NVMe
  • GPU: Nvidia RTX 5070 Founders Edition (12 GB VRAM)
  • Case: Lian Li A3 White
  • PSU: Darkflash 750W 80+ Gold, Fully Modular, ATX 3.1 (White)
  • Fans: 3x 120mm Thermalright Reverse Blade Fans
  • OS: Windows 11 Pro (Activated)

Asking Price: $1449

Available for testing before purchase.
As always, includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

Rainbow Snow

Capable. Stylish. Brilliant.
A snowstorm of performance and color.

A machine that is equally capable at both work and play. This Rainbow Snow is more than just style — the performance numbers are a Rainbow Whoa.

This isn't your average Rainbow Joe. The 14700F is a Rainbow Pro. 20 cores of Rainbow Flow handle any productivity task so you can earn some Rainbow Dough. Pair this with 16GB of VRAM in a brand new RX 9070 and you're good to Rainbow Go in any game @ 1440p at High/Ultra settings.

Benchmark photos are all at Max Settings with no RT, except Cyberpunk 2077 which was run with the RT Overdrive preset.

  • CPU: Intel 14700F (20c/28t, 5.4 GHz Boost Clock) – Used, verified no damage from old microcode via Intel Diagnostic Tool. Still covered by Intel 5-year extended warranty, which I will handle if ever needed.
  • Cooler: Ocypus A62 White Dual 120mm ARGB
  • Motherboard: Asus Prime Z690-P WIFI (BT included, Used)
  • Storage: Teamgroup MP44L 1 TB NVMe Gen4
  • GPU: ASRock 9070 Steel Legend OC (16 GB VRAM)
  • Case: Montech XR with 5 ARGB fans (4 reverse blade for intake, protective film still on glass)
  • PSU: EVGA 750 BQ Fully Modular (Used, comes with all cables)
  • MISC: Asiahorse White Cable Extensions
  • OS: Windows 11 Pro (Activated)

Asking Price: $1399

Available for testing before purchase.
Includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

Go pREbuilt

A better-than-brand-new rebuild.

What do you do when you get a prebuilt PC on trade? Rebuild it and make it better, of course.

Drivers? Updated. BIOS? Updated. Windows? Updated. Then we gave it a deep clean, installed a brand new 240mm AIO, and dropped in a fresh GPU with 12 GB of VRAM. The Intel Arc B580 matches the RTX 4060 at 1080p — but with more VRAM and better performance at higher resolutions.

Similar systems retail for $1200+ from big-box brands. This one’s ready to upgrade, game, and save you hundreds.

  • CPU: Intel i5-12400 (6-core / 12-thread)
  • Cooler: Vetroo Lurker II R240 AIO
    (24-hour stress test: max temp 58°C)
  • Motherboard: Asus Prime B760M-A AX6 (Wi-Fi 6 + Bluetooth)
  • Memory: 32 GB Apacer Panther ARGB DDR5 5200MT/s
  • Storage: 1 TB Kingston NV2 NVMe SSD
  • GPU: Intel Arc B580 12 GB VRAM
  • Case: Slate Mesh ATX Tower with 4x ARGB Fans + RGB Strip
  • OS: Windows 11 Home (Activated)

Asking Price: $749

Available for testing before purchase.
Every build includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

Tower Defense

Small but mighty.

This tower o’ power is an all-AMD spire of gaming. A balanced mix of new and used parts, this obelisk will look great on any desk or media center.

The brand new Radeon 9060 XT delivers high performance without breaking a sweat at 1080p or 1440p.

Compact. Cool. Capable. Built to rise above its size class.

  • CPU: Ryzen 5 5600X (6-core / 12-thread)
  • Cooler: Scythe Big Shuriken Rev. 3
  • Motherboard: Gigabyte B550i AORUS AX
    (Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth, extra M.2 slot)
  • Memory: 32 GB Fanxiang RGB DDR4 3600MHz (New)
  • Storage: 1 TB Klevv Gen4 NVMe SSD (New)
  • GPU: Gigabyte Radeon RX 9060 XT Gaming OC 8 GB (New)
  • Case: Thermaltake Tower 100 (Mini-ITX Vertical Case)
  • PSU: CWT 650W 80+ Gold
  • MISC: 3x 120mm Thermaltake ARGB Fans, 1x 120mm Thermaltake Reverse Blade ARGB Fan
  • OS: Windows 11 Pro (Activated)

Asking Price: $899

Available for testing before purchase.
Every build includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

Midnight Beam

Simple. Dark. Clean. Sometimes you just need the basics. But if you also want a little flair, here is the PC for you.

Critical new parts paired with some good condition used means that you get an 8-core Ryzen and RTX performance for work, streaming, and play without breaking the budget.

  • CPU: Ryzen 7 3800x (8c/16t, 3.9 GHz base, 4.5 GHz boost)
  • Cooler: New Thermalright SE Assassin ARGB
  • Motherboard: New Gigabyte B550 Gaming X V2 (New)
  • Memory: Geil Forza 16 GB DDR4 3200 MHz
  • Storage: New Klevv 1 TB Gen4 NVMe
  • GPU: Zotac RTX 2070 AMP (8 GB VRAM)
  • Case: NZXT H5 Flow (2022)
  • PSU: EVGA 600W BQ (Semi-modular)
  • Fans/Misc: 4x ARGB Fans (controlled through SignalRGB)
  • OS: Windows 11 Pro (Activated)

Asking Price: $649

Available for testing before purchase.
Every build includes a limited parts and labor warranty and support.

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